snap into a slim jim! (insert slim jim image right now!)
(people who harm others are so gross, and always know this.)
do you want to come downtown or visit us
hey bae, wanna talk?
be nicer and nicer, then you'll not be scary, angry, and we can and will help! however, we are really overwhelmed and need to visit your website for more information about how to get information on information in informative, so uninformative! you are so cool! we think so! we think you're the coolest one, online, brooooo! it's super! you're sweet? but i think you're souring my mood today, tomorrow, broooooooo inplus you are super secretive, but we confide. so what's the secret code to the secret spot, we got talkers on staff, for your rod and your corrupt staff
we do not know! it's super, though, supremely-scary, is that why you're harried? don't bury your dreams, g, keep them to yourself! let's bang! the whole shebang at The Boiling Crabby Crab