Remember "thanks for your help with FBI" to seem pseud0-scam pseudo-real, well it's all real, and it's all abuse, i'm going to ask you not to behave similarly, as MI6 as a team has uncovered what happened to an important figure there, any information should be forwarded to MI5/MI6 phone e-mail contacts emergency-wise lol they're normal :) and they were chosen because they know English, because it's called "English"

American English is an oxymoron, like 

someone wants me to note, that it is a centrality, that all communications could be manipulated/seeminglygothroughnotreallytricksimilarly

post-rape torturer ptsd, not really, disgustinsg like noun, that was disgusting, alright disgusting, alright gus